Robert Vitelli, whose real name is Rob Abrams, calls himself an international bestselling author. I looked him up on Amazon: he’s got a handful of Kindle eBooks with a grand total of like eight reviews.
Also strange is how many different (unrelated) offers I’ve seen this dude promote over the years.
One minute he’s trying to sell you a coaching program on how to buy businesses, the next he’s offering to run your Facebook ads.
Today, though, it’s a done-for-you automated e-comm store.
“If you’ve ever thought about having a done-for-you ecommerce store and want to start creating passive income for yourself and your family, then listen closely,” Robert says.
“This past year has created a new tidal wave of online sales. We’re on the cusp of a major major shift in buying power on a global basis.”
“Of course, you’ve seen tons of done-for-you ecom store programs.”
“So why work with me and my team? I’ve got a 22-year track record; an impeccable reputation for serving my clients.”
“Along with that,” he continues, “you can have stores on one, two, or all the top platforms, creating passive streams of income for you each and every week.”
“I have a 100% Client Protection Program where I will give you your money back, zero questions asked, with our investment guarantee.”
“So your funds, your investment is absolutely backed by an in writing contract of a money-back refund policy that is absolutely rock solid, zero questions asked.”
Was that the wordiest guarantee of all time or what?
“And we’re talking about, you can have a Walmart store, an Amazon store, or a Facebook Marketplace store or an Etsy store or an eBay store – or you can have a whole portfolio of each of these or a combination with one of the packages that I’m currently offering.”
“Because you’ll see the clients of mine that have had success on each of these platforms that are absolutely phenomenal.”
“You can have a whole portfolio. Start with one or two stores, and some of my clients have 15, 20, 30 stores right now,” Rob claims.
Don’t worry, there’s nothing to learn.
This is not a course or some sorta mentoring program. Those don’t work, Robert says, even though he’s tried selling a number of them in the past.
This time is different. This is a true done-for-you offer.
- Robert’s team will take care of the product and market research.
- They’ll do the marketing and sales.
- All the customer service.
- Fulfillment.
- Shipping.
- All the accounting and reporting.
So you can just sit back, relax, crack a cold one and let the checks roll in.
But it’s gonna cost ya. You’ll need at least $15,000 for the initial startup fee, plus a minimum of $10,000 in available credit – to purchase inventory with.
And I imagine those numbers go up substantially depending on the package Robert sells ya.
I notice he never said anything about chopping profits. Usually with these types of offers, they want anywhere from 10-50% of the monthly net profit.
Again, that’s on top of the setup fee and credit line.
Too many red flags for me.
What’s up with the name change?
How can you call yourself an international bestselling author when you’re not?
Why are there no interviews with your successful clients?
How come your pitch page appears to be copied from another marketer?
What about specifics? Niches, products, margins, potential ROI, timeframes, etc.
Something seems off here. Like a male babysitter who likes to build forts and have tickle time with the kids.